London Underground: the song

So I was sitting here really annoyed because of this big party going on in the flat next door, someone's birthday, and since my room is the first one I am getting all the noise, from bad loud music to the frequent 'woohoos' and 'go Nancy go' of apprently drunk students (they must be drunk since one came earlier to ask if we have a bottle opener).

But I just got an email from my flatmate that cheered me up. She sent me this song: London Underground. I don't know who's singing, but it's hilarious, with lots of swear words though. It goes like this (without the really bad words):

some people might like to get a train to work
or drive in in a beamer or a merc
some guys like to travel in by bus
but I can't be bothered with the fuss
today I got to take my bike
coz once again the tube's on strike
the greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their ass all day
even though they earn 30 k
so I'm standing here in the pouring rain
where the f*** is my f***ing train
London Underground
they're all lazy f***ing useless *****
London Underground
they're all greedy *****, I want to shoot them all with a rifle

all they say is please mind the doors
and they learn that on their 2-day course
this job could be done by a 4-year old
they just leave us freezing in the cold
what you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
you roast to death in the boiling heat
with tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat
so don't tell me to mind the gap
I want my f***ing money back
London Underground
they're all lazy f***ing useless *****
London Underground
they're all greedy *****, I want to shoot them all with a rifle

la la la la
la la la la

the floors are sticky and the seats are damp
every platform has a f***ing tramp
but the drivers get their day off when
we're all late for work again
London Underground
take your oyster card and shove it up your *******

:)

Mai